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 Start Birth Years Birthstars Constellations  When they've had too much of a very good thing, they'll turn to you for relief. The King and his pelvis were safely out of sight in the U.S. Army when a new breed of Teen Idol was rushed off the assembly line to take his place. Clean and well groomed in sweaters and slacks, Frankie Avalon and his ilk recorded ballad after ballad and exuded a kind of sexless sexiness that made parents of teenage girls breathe a whole lot easier. Which is not to say that your Birthstar wasn't dishy in his own right -- it's just that Frankie knew his role and played it to perfection, assisting immeasurably in the National Hormone Suppression Program of the late-fifties/early-sixties not only with his musical persona but also with his fruitless pursuit of Annette Funicello's virginity in innumerable Beach Blanket movies. Doing the bidding of the profit-minded establishment may be a natural tendency for you and others born under the influence of the constellation Thanks, Dick, but it's within your power not to let that tendency define you. As the popstrological child of a star who did all he could to keep the generation gap from opening too quickly, you also have within you an undeniable gift for building bridges, and not because you aren't hot enough to burn them.
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